Mouth cheap taught you how to deal with people

A word to each other to the silent classic quotations choke1. No matter what the caller said, you answer: There are root vegetables and your teeth! If the caller said: Nonsense, today I did not eat vegetables! You're surprised to say: The original was yesterday! And so on. . . . . . .
2. or just the topic. If people say you can say: You want to eat it? I can pull for you! (That is a bit sick!)
3. The other party to call you: (all curse swearing)! You have to answer: What are you doing introduce yourself?
4. the other side, said: Notre Dame lack of a bell, you go! You feel that to answer: how, do you ever quit? (Said to have culture)
5. Have time to see two people arguing, a shorter than B, but B Bijia fat. A curse: You die fat! B calmly said: fat is a temporary thing, short is a lifetime thing!
6. there is a class of students to cause trouble. Teacher: I have never seen students like you! Student: I see you as a teacher and more! (Well, you know like, do not really like your teacher said so 。。。。。。。)< br> 7. A: Do you think me an idiot ah! B: ah? ~ So you are not ah!
8. what's the use handsome ah! To the bank with a face card?
9. listen to you talk, a sense of superiority wells on IQ!
10. for a long time cattle can not hear someone blowing so delightful!
11. to know that you will not have my peace of mind!
12. any natural intelligence is no match for this fool you.
13. even cook x (some object), but also met the beetles one day. So you need not to worry about today, there are too many of their own.
14. I am sorry, you cheap laugh.
15. You look lovely inspirational!
16. You say you dressed so cool that I was so relieve inflammation!
17. not at my grave and cry, dirty reincarnation of my way!
18. face first, the powerless.
19. Today you woke up, my pillow lay a mosquito, next to a Will: I struggled for a night, I discredited your nerve to live in this world. Lord ah! Forgive him, I was suicidal!
20. Confucius can not solve the problem, I help you solve!
21. Get out of here, non-stop rolling. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
22. While your body spray perfume, but I can smell the faint smell of an scum.
23. you walk your red carpet, I had my zebra!
24. you were not smart, they also learn in excellent shape!
25. You're not ugly, but beauty is not obvious!