Thursday, April 28, 2011
Men do not have a good thing,
Many girls said that the phrase should be ... ... Girl, you do not casually say, Why? Not a good thing? And you come into contact with a few, the proportion of their fellow Chinese men than women have to be large, in contact with one of the few men you found a few black sheep, we must reject all, so the point is not too far-fetched. Today, I am here to refute what is male counterparts, may be weak, but I still say: In fact, I have no concept of, you love him, is good, the advantages of his shortcomings will become even tell a joke, you will feel more than see the stars of the comedy but also enjoyable week. In fact, many people are very 'cheap', I'm sorry, I am here for such a vulgar term to describe children. But I think this is true, and based on, or how so many people talking about the mouth not of the lost to know and treasure. It's like you picked up the money on the road, and their hard earned money which you will carefully flowers, is a reason, things come easy, of course, very few people know how to cherish. A friend said a word: So the people you love do not love you, you disappointed, sad, despair, anger you, you reproached with, and thus, the term has been Jour, so more of a world of frustrated love, the woman, how sad. In fact, you can empathy, the pressure on men than women to be large, it is after birth can not be changed from the truth, he was burdened with the 'family line''''married pension nail in the coffin' and so on, people saw a man must complete the mission, and that In a traditional Chinese concept of truth in the word can be the perfect embodiment of 'raising children for old age'. In fact, sometimes the pressure will be great men, work, future, feelings, a car, buy a house, get married, have children, the children's future ... ... This is a cycle. There was a good friend, and his girlfriend broke up, came to see me drink, I do not know how to comfort him. Just looked at him in silence, let him drink, because I know he bitter, difficult, and in that time, any words are superfluous. Breaking up the simple reason that the woman said her boyfriend do not care about him. This is only just because, just does not meet the time and could not go with her children watching movies, eating candlelight dinner, you can not listen to Chopin's romantic Serenade children. Oh, how funny ah. We can imagine that the factors required to achieve the above points, time and money. And if the time spent on these so-called romantic things to do, and that what means to work, no job money come from? No money, talk about the future, what future plans? The girls probably had enough romance in the future, began to pursue the matter, that time will not hesitate to abandon him. Men are human beings, not gods. I just want to say at this problem head girl, short hair and a long exposure. And my friend, it is estimated will later become her mouth: I think a lot of men every day in order to cause pressure for love to be out of breath, fast-paced modern city life, highly competitive society everyone is oppressed the other difficult to **, some people want to get out of this urgent another person the feeling of suffocation, so think of the United States is the text rendering poetry of love is so beautiful, but unfortunately does not find the female lead, so self-defeating, increasing pressure, so there are a ** children, so cynical, I think they probably are not the nature of So, who can guarantee them the dead of night, do not cry alone? If men can be like a woman, I think they will cry, so only Andy Lau song I suggest that female friends and their boyfriends fight, first think about their own fault, do not think he did everything for you, he should do for you, people want to know gratitude. Think he's not easy to share his pressure, not all men are wrong! Not a thing? Having said that, just want to let everyone know that conversion is not easy to think of others, regardless of anything, in fact, the truth is this, you will find that after you tolerant, get, more than before. Thought of that first song I like I think if you let him tired! He is definitely not make you cry.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Thursday, April 21, 2011
In fact, he did so like you!
~ just an American movie, The girls are all about the movie to see, whether you are in love, unrequited love, unrequited love or a lost love ......< br>
the beginning of the film, very interesting.
from an African tribe indigenous to New York restaurants where white-collar workers,
; rich middle-aged woman from the body to the devil's graceful young lady,
world, almost every corner, there are girls in to ask:
why he did not give me a call? Why does not he come to me? Why did he suddenly lost contact?
then, so the girls side, there is always a group of friends persuade her best friend.
friends always said, ; women just want to laugh up to sisters, but few want to how to make them clear.
The fact is, maybe he just does not want with you.
film said that if a man really likes you, he will use everything in their power to find you, phone, email, msn , google ... ...
This is not the Stone Age, and really like you, even if the experience of the tsunami, floods, even if you disappeared in the sea, he will still find the needle in the haystack you.
promise you if he did not do something, even if it is only a phone call.
Do not make excuses for him, the
is busy the incoming U.S. president, or an hour with hundreds of millions of business to talk about?
have a cell phone, a speed dial, voice dialing and even, sometimes are they thought to call, the phone call went out from the pocket of his trousers ,
If you really love you will not forget, if you forget that he did not care you down.
man is always what you want will not say
if he is ambiguous.
not for him, explained: He used the free on your ownership.
if you like you, but because of personal reasons to slow down, he would immediately tell you this point clear.
guess he will not let you to guess, because he does not want you lost and left him.
If he does not want to see you friends and family, he would not take you into his circle,
It is only two people said something, then automatically translated into
If he betrays you.
Do not think: not careful,
betrayal of this kind of thing is not careful not to fall, just dropped the others went to bed. come to you, and you do not want to change while awake, then on leave,
life because of the long-term is the need to clear.
If the time is ripe, but he still did not want to get married, maybe just mean >
those who say
if he keeps breaking up with you, then come to you, and good.
inexplicable if he suddenly disappeared.
if he is married.
so much so much if, in fact, only one answer.
Sometimes we prefer to believe that a man is too scared, too nervous, too inferior, too full of ex-girlfriend, too sensitive, too busy, too many shadows of childhood, the family too much pressure, too tired ... ...
do not like to see the very simple fact.
Yes, he was not too busy, not hurt,
; not a shadow of his childhood, not involved in an accident,
not to became president, not the short-term amnesia had a concussion,
not the cell phone fell into the pot, not having amnesia
more than you have strong enough to make him not worry, he is just not that into you.
then someone says, how to believe, he is like you.
this can be broken all the rules, all moral slowly dissipated in the world, how to firmly believe in?
you forget half an hour ago, I said all the rules.
do not ever believe that the rules, I believe that their feelings.
I think this time needs a little more self-deception, to tell ourselves he actually loves you,
; called put your mind at ease to go to treat a person, no doubt no doubt tempted to speculate with.
remember what we said,
in love, please bravely and firmly, run it hard,
Then, even fallen by, you can also say that they are gorgeous.
That girl named Gigi, a boy like her in the wrong,
Then after the confession found to be mistaken, was cynical after the boys, and said a paragraph.
Gigi said:
I may be too sensitive and too much will make a fuss, But at least it means I still care.
you think use these all the rules you can see through the girls to win?
you may no longer hurt, and will not let himself out of embarrassing embarrassment, but you will never again feel the kind of love.
you do not win, and alone.
Perhaps I did a lot of silly things, but I know that I will be faster than you find the right people.
believe my feelings, like his life.
perhaps the so-called happy ending not included to give you a perfect guy, Perhaps the so-called happy ending, that is, never give up hope of holding and move on.
ran hard, gorgeous falls.
sea of people, walking love.
the beginning of the film, very interesting.
from an African tribe indigenous to New York restaurants where white-collar workers,
; rich middle-aged woman from the body to the devil's graceful young lady,
world, almost every corner, there are girls in to ask:
why he did not give me a call? Why does not he come to me? Why did he suddenly lost contact?
then, so the girls side, there is always a group of friends persuade her best friend.
friends always said, ; women just want to laugh up to sisters, but few want to how to make them clear.
The fact is, maybe he just does not want with you.
film said that if a man really likes you, he will use everything in their power to find you, phone, email, msn , google ... ...
This is not the Stone Age, and really like you, even if the experience of the tsunami, floods, even if you disappeared in the sea, he will still find the needle in the haystack you.
promise you if he did not do something, even if it is only a phone call.
Do not make excuses for him, the
is busy the incoming U.S. president, or an hour with hundreds of millions of business to talk about?
have a cell phone, a speed dial, voice dialing and even, sometimes are they thought to call, the phone call went out from the pocket of his trousers ,
If you really love you will not forget, if you forget that he did not care you down.
man is always what you want will not say
if he is ambiguous.
not for him, explained: He used the free on your ownership.
if you like you, but because of personal reasons to slow down, he would immediately tell you this point clear.
guess he will not let you to guess, because he does not want you lost and left him.
If he does not want to see you friends and family, he would not take you into his circle,
It is only two people said something, then automatically translated into
If he betrays you.
Do not think: not careful,
betrayal of this kind of thing is not careful not to fall, just dropped the others went to bed. come to you, and you do not want to change while awake, then on leave,
life because of the long-term is the need to clear.
If the time is ripe, but he still did not want to get married, maybe just mean >
those who say
if he keeps breaking up with you, then come to you, and good.
inexplicable if he suddenly disappeared.
if he is married.
so much so much if, in fact, only one answer.
Sometimes we prefer to believe that a man is too scared, too nervous, too inferior, too full of ex-girlfriend, too sensitive, too busy, too many shadows of childhood, the family too much pressure, too tired ... ...
do not like to see the very simple fact.
Yes, he was not too busy, not hurt,
; not a shadow of his childhood, not involved in an accident,
not to became president, not the short-term amnesia had a concussion,
not the cell phone fell into the pot, not having amnesia
more than you have strong enough to make him not worry, he is just not that into you.
then someone says, how to believe, he is like you.
this can be broken all the rules, all moral slowly dissipated in the world, how to firmly believe in?
you forget half an hour ago, I said all the rules.
do not ever believe that the rules, I believe that their feelings.
I think this time needs a little more self-deception, to tell ourselves he actually loves you,
; called put your mind at ease to go to treat a person, no doubt no doubt tempted to speculate with.
remember what we said,
in love, please bravely and firmly, run it hard,
Then, even fallen by, you can also say that they are gorgeous.
That girl named Gigi, a boy like her in the wrong,
Then after the confession found to be mistaken, was cynical after the boys, and said a paragraph.
Gigi said:
I may be too sensitive and too much will make a fuss, But at least it means I still care.
you think use these all the rules you can see through the girls to win?
you may no longer hurt, and will not let himself out of embarrassing embarrassment, but you will never again feel the kind of love.
you do not win, and alone.
Perhaps I did a lot of silly things, but I know that I will be faster than you find the right people.
believe my feelings, like his life.
perhaps the so-called happy ending not included to give you a perfect guy, Perhaps the so-called happy ending, that is, never give up hope of holding and move on.
ran hard, gorgeous falls.
sea of people, walking love.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
100 a trick question, people vomiting blood
In the world who all of a sudden getting old?
Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is his wife.
2 a heart worth?
answer: 1 million. because the single-minded thing!
3 typhoon weather to how much money to go out with?
Answer: Four million. because of the typhoon weather did not Encyclopedia lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, and why some people want to commit suicide?
[B] to go to Heaven foothold
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
7 Question: Pencil name?
answer: Xiao
Reason: cut (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reasons: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 the most hard-working, which number the lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: one (1) do not do two (2) endless .
10 question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
11 question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao Cao
; reasons: speak of the devil to
12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is more than powerful!
Answer: 40
Cause: The facts speak louder than male (Bear) argue
13 question: in the pig pen ran out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reasons: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
Reason: also coax
15 9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then October 28 is What day is it?
Answer: Confucius full moon
16 wolf (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 under the two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
19 Tofu Why play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, why was nothing Xiao Ming?
answer: because he is not a place on board
21 and Out, may I ask what is this place?
Answer: grave
22 chickens and geese hundred meters, chicken run faster than the geese, why is it then to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
23 East school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
Answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
25 When one foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing a mouth and eyes
27 what the answer is no tongue
: teapot mouth
28 What kind of government can not give orders to have the old others Peixiao?
Answer: The new Lang met with a police officer
29 thieves started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
30 days of chewing gum little tomorrow, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing. Why
31 than the tree frog jump high?
Answer: Because the tree does not jump
32 scratch four or five times face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
34
what flowers should not touch the answer: What sparks
35 to unlock all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
3 6 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair of old Hou
37, who did not become a father for the first when the father was?
Answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
Answer: When the toilet badly
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
40 Why does everyone like to sit and watch a movie?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch will abolish early-morning study acid
41 What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
43 two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is about
44 family has a pig farmer and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig farmer or a donkey before?
Answer: You are willing to slaughter a pig (stupid pig) or kill the donkey (ass)
45 aircraft to fly so high why do not hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will did not bother him. Why did not they say hello?
answer: because they are not familiar
1 Who is the king of the beasts?
2 ● Zoo what will emerge after death? ●
3 people in the movie can not wear any hats? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? ● testament
5 elephant's left ear like? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears
7 What has five heads, but people do not think it strange? ● hands, feet
8 family asked the doctor the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers, his family started to cry, what is the problem then? ● If something happens and
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice, why dead geese and chickens did not die? ● goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to listen to and hear the most? ● CD
11 human longevity secret? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more angry, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers bloom all year round, what flower? ● plastic flower
14 Chang'e why I like living on the moon? ● Chang moths eat rabbit meat
15 narrowest where the road? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 death fart called what? ● vanish
17 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ● toilet
18 in the world's smallest island What is it? ●
19 refuges on the road exploded as the Earth, where the most secure? ● hell
20 real man who is henpecked group together to discuss how to revive the glory of man, and suddenly I heard my wife come to their , we flee, but only one person did not run, why? ● fainting dead passed
21 What is the middle of the Pacific? ● What is the word level word
22 common worldwide? ● Arabic
23 a child and an adult walking in the dark of night, the child is an adult son, adult child's father is not, may I ask why? ● Because they are two pairs of mother-child relationship
24 father and son to buy a hat, why only buy three? ● grandfather, father and son
25 hammer hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer certainly not broken
26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down very easily be what? ● sleepy
28, a woman hit a four-character idioms divorced several times? ● before the public (work) to make gas (disposable)
29 people who stutter do the most losses? ● long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? ● onto the other foot
31 ? ● In fact, you do not understand my heart
33 men with the drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 the 8 in half, how much? ● 0
35 when the sun will rise in the west? ● swear when
36 have just given birth to a baby, two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is born of the same parents, but they are not twins, is it possible? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone is the first thing to do what? ●
38 opened his eyes opened a hospital in the city of new, advanced equipment and good service. But what is strange is: not a patient actually received here, this is why? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 in winter, without heat, how can immediately into the ice water? ● Remove the ice to the two points of a hungry cat
40 mice from the side through a fat, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually went on its way, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the southeast to northwest fly? ● northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured, the motorcyclist was right, why? ● truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, called the Ming Great son, second son called out the second and third sons name? ● Of course, called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river no boat and no bridge. So he would swim across the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the other side in the afternoon, the river width and flow rate are not changed, even more important is his swimming speed have not changed, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours add up to an hour
45 has a very large sea vessels, it would have the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually to sink into the sea! This is why (the boat people who are not pregnant and overweight exists; there is no weight on board)? ● Do not panic, it is the submarine
46 days I do not know what to know, I know you do not know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, a south facing, one facing north of standing, not allowed to go back, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask whether they can see each other face? ● I certainly can, they are standing face to face what
48 rotten eggs, can not hit, cooking unfamiliar, can not eat? ● examinations of a zero Comparison of pain? ● Head Comparison of pain
50 Confucius and Mencius differ? ● Confucius child on the left. Mencius's son by the above
51 What can not also? ● Jieguang
52 into the zoo to see the first animal? ● conductor
53 magnifying glass can not be what it is enlarged? ● What
54 inverted angle will increase by half? ● 6
55 as long as you call it's name will destroy it, what is it? ● what is often silent
56 will come, but never really been to? ● Wang tomorrow
57 the first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers and a loss of his parents, Amy did not understand foreign languages, he is not deaf, but like as not in their own country feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can red with a blue pen to write to? ● write a ● Spare tire
60 has a natural black marble, in the Sept. 7 that day, threw it into the phenomenon of the Qiantang River in what will happen? ● sink to the river bottom
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● Cremation
62 fox best, confused man, then what couples, why give birth to babies without eyes? ● chicken
64 Why two tigers fight, have to fight to the bitter only give up? ● no one dares to Lin Quan Jia
65 after major surgery for an artificial heart. Disease is cured, her girlfriend has to break right away, why is it so? ● did not really love her
66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can not do together. What was it? ● dream
67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs, not raw black middle of the night to go home before
68 found to forget your keys at home and no other person, then what is your greatest wish? ● forgot to lock the door black hair
69 What are the benefits? ● If you are not afraid of tanning
70 is the end of the world tomorrow, and why some people want to commit suicide? ● go to heaven seats for
71 managers do not cook, can have a particularly good food, what? ● fired
72 can not drink any wine? ● Why a bottle of iodine
73 marked toxic drugs are harmless to human? ● As long as you do not drink it
74 to play something, do not have to spend effort? ● asleep
75, one thing, people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know, what is it? ● coffin
76 It is said that a woman like a book, what books like that fat woman? ● consolidated
77 an alligator and shark bite feel different? ● No one knows
78 a cow, walk 10 meters north, then west to go 10 meters, 10 meters and then go south, turn right back and asked where the cow's tail toward? ● North Korea to
79 ● The day after tomorrow
80 What is the main cause of divorce? ● married
81 9 oranges given to 13 children, how to divide it fairly? ● pressed into juice
82 put a pencil on the ground, no one can make the cross, how to do? ● Why
83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● she could not sit
84 frog Why can jump higher than the tree? ● tree will not jump
85 what the world has nearly 2000 km / hour speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or other fuels? ● Earth
86 for fear of out of shape, not to have children after marriage how beautiful your name? ● peerless beauty
87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own fingers
88 who has always been afraid to take a bath ● Clay
89 reasons why most Buddhists are in the northern hemisphere? ● South ● hospital
92 why geese fly south? ● because of slow
93 feet away melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● fool
94 bread bowl with 6, 6 children assigned to a person, but also keep a bowl, and why? ● Finally, a friend took the pot with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh was a barber
96 there is a word that everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is the Several side? ● Two side. Inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty eight days? ●
28 days every month.
Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is his wife.
2 a heart worth?
answer: 1 million. because the single-minded thing!
3 typhoon weather to how much money to go out with?
Answer: Four million. because of the typhoon weather did not Encyclopedia lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, and why some people want to commit suicide?
[B] to go to Heaven foothold
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
7 Question: Pencil name?
answer: Xiao
Reason: cut (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reasons: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 the most hard-working, which number the lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: one (1) do not do two (2) endless .
10 question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
11 question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao Cao
; reasons: speak of the devil to
12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is more than powerful!
Answer: 40
Cause: The facts speak louder than male (Bear) argue
13 question: in the pig pen ran out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reasons: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
Reason: also coax
15 9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then October 28 is What day is it?
Answer: Confucius full moon
16 wolf (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 under the two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
19 Tofu Why play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, why was nothing Xiao Ming?
answer: because he is not a place on board
21 and Out, may I ask what is this place?
Answer: grave
22 chickens and geese hundred meters, chicken run faster than the geese, why is it then to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
23 East school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
Answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
25 When one foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing a mouth and eyes
27 what the answer is no tongue
: teapot mouth
28 What kind of government can not give orders to have the old others Peixiao?
Answer: The new Lang met with a police officer
29 thieves started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
30 days of chewing gum little tomorrow, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing. Why
31 than the tree frog jump high?
Answer: Because the tree does not jump
32 scratch four or five times face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
34
what flowers should not touch the answer: What sparks
35 to unlock all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
3 6 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair of old Hou
37, who did not become a father for the first when the father was?
Answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
Answer: When the toilet badly
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
40 Why does everyone like to sit and watch a movie?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch will abolish early-morning study acid
41 What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
43 two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is about
44 family has a pig farmer and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig farmer or a donkey before?
Answer: You are willing to slaughter a pig (stupid pig) or kill the donkey (ass)
45 aircraft to fly so high why do not hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will did not bother him. Why did not they say hello?
answer: because they are not familiar
1 Who is the king of the beasts?
2 ● Zoo what will emerge after death? ●
3 people in the movie can not wear any hats? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? ● testament
5 elephant's left ear like? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears
7 What has five heads, but people do not think it strange? ● hands, feet
8 family asked the doctor the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers, his family started to cry, what is the problem then? ● If something happens and
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice, why dead geese and chickens did not die? ● goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to listen to and hear the most? ● CD
11 human longevity secret? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more angry, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers bloom all year round, what flower? ● plastic flower
14 Chang'e why I like living on the moon? ● Chang moths eat rabbit meat
15 narrowest where the road? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 death fart called what? ● vanish
17 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ● toilet
18 in the world's smallest island What is it? ●
19 refuges on the road exploded as the Earth, where the most secure? ● hell
20 real man who is henpecked group together to discuss how to revive the glory of man, and suddenly I heard my wife come to their , we flee, but only one person did not run, why? ● fainting dead passed
21 What is the middle of the Pacific? ● What is the word level word
22 common worldwide? ● Arabic
23 a child and an adult walking in the dark of night, the child is an adult son, adult child's father is not, may I ask why? ● Because they are two pairs of mother-child relationship
24 father and son to buy a hat, why only buy three? ● grandfather, father and son
25 hammer hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer certainly not broken
26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down very easily be what? ● sleepy
28, a woman hit a four-character idioms divorced several times? ● before the public (work) to make gas (disposable)
29 people who stutter do the most losses? ● long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? ● onto the other foot
31 ? ● In fact, you do not understand my heart
33 men with the drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 the 8 in half, how much? ● 0
35 when the sun will rise in the west? ● swear when
36 have just given birth to a baby, two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is born of the same parents, but they are not twins, is it possible? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone is the first thing to do what? ●
38 opened his eyes opened a hospital in the city of new, advanced equipment and good service. But what is strange is: not a patient actually received here, this is why? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 in winter, without heat, how can immediately into the ice water? ● Remove the ice to the two points of a hungry cat
40 mice from the side through a fat, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually went on its way, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the southeast to northwest fly? ● northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured, the motorcyclist was right, why? ● truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, called the Ming Great son, second son called out the second and third sons name? ● Of course, called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river no boat and no bridge. So he would swim across the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the other side in the afternoon, the river width and flow rate are not changed, even more important is his swimming speed have not changed, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours add up to an hour
45 has a very large sea vessels, it would have the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually to sink into the sea! This is why (the boat people who are not pregnant and overweight exists; there is no weight on board)? ● Do not panic, it is the submarine
46 days I do not know what to know, I know you do not know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, a south facing, one facing north of standing, not allowed to go back, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask whether they can see each other face? ● I certainly can, they are standing face to face what
48 rotten eggs, can not hit, cooking unfamiliar, can not eat? ● examinations of a zero Comparison of pain? ● Head Comparison of pain
50 Confucius and Mencius differ? ● Confucius child on the left. Mencius's son by the above
51 What can not also? ● Jieguang
52 into the zoo to see the first animal? ● conductor
53 magnifying glass can not be what it is enlarged? ● What
54 inverted angle will increase by half? ● 6
55 as long as you call it's name will destroy it, what is it? ● what is often silent
56 will come, but never really been to? ● Wang tomorrow
57 the first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers and a loss of his parents, Amy did not understand foreign languages, he is not deaf, but like as not in their own country feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can red with a blue pen to write to? ● write a ● Spare tire
60 has a natural black marble, in the Sept. 7 that day, threw it into the phenomenon of the Qiantang River in what will happen? ● sink to the river bottom
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● Cremation
62 fox best, confused man, then what couples, why give birth to babies without eyes? ● chicken
64 Why two tigers fight, have to fight to the bitter only give up? ● no one dares to Lin Quan Jia
65 after major surgery for an artificial heart. Disease is cured, her girlfriend has to break right away, why is it so? ● did not really love her
66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can not do together. What was it? ● dream
67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs, not raw black middle of the night to go home before
68 found to forget your keys at home and no other person, then what is your greatest wish? ● forgot to lock the door black hair
69 What are the benefits? ● If you are not afraid of tanning
70 is the end of the world tomorrow, and why some people want to commit suicide? ● go to heaven seats for
71 managers do not cook, can have a particularly good food, what? ● fired
72 can not drink any wine? ● Why a bottle of iodine
73 marked toxic drugs are harmless to human? ● As long as you do not drink it
74 to play something, do not have to spend effort? ● asleep
75, one thing, people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know, what is it? ● coffin
76 It is said that a woman like a book, what books like that fat woman? ● consolidated
77 an alligator and shark bite feel different? ● No one knows
78 a cow, walk 10 meters north, then west to go 10 meters, 10 meters and then go south, turn right back and asked where the cow's tail toward? ● North Korea to
79 ● The day after tomorrow
80 What is the main cause of divorce? ● married
81 9 oranges given to 13 children, how to divide it fairly? ● pressed into juice
82 put a pencil on the ground, no one can make the cross, how to do? ● Why
83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● she could not sit
84 frog Why can jump higher than the tree? ● tree will not jump
85 what the world has nearly 2000 km / hour speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or other fuels? ● Earth
86 for fear of out of shape, not to have children after marriage how beautiful your name? ● peerless beauty
87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own fingers
88 who has always been afraid to take a bath ● Clay
89 reasons why most Buddhists are in the northern hemisphere? ● South ● hospital
92 why geese fly south? ● because of slow
93 feet away melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● fool
94 bread bowl with 6, 6 children assigned to a person, but also keep a bowl, and why? ● Finally, a friend took the pot with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh was a barber
96 there is a word that everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is the Several side? ● Two side. Inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty eight days? ●
28 days every month.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
Notes
Increasingly do not understand their own , and do not understand their own ideas, do not understand his own actions , what has changed me, or am I changed?
Maybe girls are sensitive, will always cranky , I was no exception . I am worried that the passage of time , I was afraid of the passing of youth , more scared of the disappeared.
people really are strange animals, strange way to express feelings , emotions cover a dazzling variety of ways . Obviously like saying do not like ; obviously hate but can not implicit ; obviously love the tough battle to block the outside world have to worry about ; clearly the relationship between eight pole but could not beat together , all in all , I am very curious !
me? Cowardly , and occasionally let other people see through his disguise , but in fact have very hurt, sad to death , but perhaps I can still see the camouflage face, smile , Oh, this is me? Yes, this is me, my little body hidden in many different me: Some Like It Hot , I , I'm ruthless , I have strong confidence , low self-esteem , I cowardly , timid, afraid of me. . .
today is very strange why the urge to write something , well, perhaps oppressed for too long , and many things I still can not say . Do not know no one really understands me ~
Maybe girls are sensitive, will always cranky , I was no exception . I am worried that the passage of time , I was afraid of the passing of youth , more scared of the disappeared.
people really are strange animals, strange way to express feelings , emotions cover a dazzling variety of ways . Obviously like saying do not like ; obviously hate but can not implicit ; obviously love the tough battle to block the outside world have to worry about ; clearly the relationship between eight pole but could not beat together , all in all , I am very curious !
me? Cowardly , and occasionally let other people see through his disguise , but in fact have very hurt, sad to death , but perhaps I can still see the camouflage face, smile , Oh, this is me? Yes, this is me, my little body hidden in many different me: Some Like It Hot , I , I'm ruthless , I have strong confidence , low self-esteem , I cowardly , timid, afraid of me. . .
today is very strange why the urge to write something , well, perhaps oppressed for too long , and many things I still can not say . Do not know no one really understands me ~
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Confusion Confusion
In front of my friends that empty space is not a general , so I think there need to get something to pull, may want to fill this void by way of the heart filled with Occasionally produced a small loss. Growing up is really a continuous process of loss of self , I am sorry to issue such a worldly sigh suddenly , in fact, I really do not think here and sentimental , I think those things should have been far from me , I have always thought that I've been good, I thought my heart would never mildewed . Yes, I am now think with , and I will try to do , only in the mind can do it yourself, here , this is my deepest thoughts and feelings , I know that living simply is the greatest happiness , but I know The simple happiness does not belong to me , although I have as far as possible on the surface of a simple life can be complicated in the minds of thinking that even I can not understand. But I know I will work hard , I like the sun , I want to stay to enjoy the sun , and the only way is to do their own sun. I want to own the sun , the warmth of any person not luxury , I can allow himself to stay away from dark and damp . I think every girl should be so beautiful but brittle and easy a lot of things lost, Oh, I do not want to become followers of this kind of thing . I need to learn the reality , I need to end out the memory of the color, I can only keep one color , that is their character , not because of anything but confused his own color.
tomorrow is another day , I can not deceive , and those things that some people work together. The simple life , a perfect life , work hard , always, always the case.
tomorrow is another day , I can not deceive , and those things that some people work together. The simple life , a perfect life , work hard , always, always the case.
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