son, I am your father '! I now bored, do not want to read, just be you and God to bear a meal, and he was bored, and no place to vent, to burst under its lesson you would like a little bastard, I do not control education, right or wrong, TM gave me you listen, there are corrections, if any, Mian, are not allowed to talk back, or flat you are not discussing it!



your father I now comes the wind Hua Maosheng the year, 20-year-old newly hatched first, nothing! ! ! Even your mother I have not found it, so I write to you now that this thing special 牛逼. Goes speakers, I hero child hero, you will have to be bold like your father so! This is a must! ! !

according to your grandmother said I was small I have ADHD, to show it in the womb of! Day and night all day in your grandmother's belly kicking, of course, this is a good thing, is a symbol of great vitality, but I can tell you understand, do not control your future have ADHD, you are in the womb of ten months of the best low-key point to me, give me some exercise when careful, nothing less I kicked, but I kick your wife! There are signs in the early stage of your activities, your father I will buy a notebook and pen, each play once, I will give you a mind, you kicked, I will definitely have you ten feet! I suggest you the strength to save enough, so you want to kick out hard I play with you!



you come out, I give you three months to adapt to the world of black and white rules, that these three months, day and night you can eat and drink Lazard trouble, I do not care about with you, because your father I was, I did not expect you to God, is born will be able to take care of themselves, but after three months time, you must understand I have to give Shashi Hou of the trouble the sleep Shashi Hou! 724 can be allowed that a few like you, like Uncle, trouble sleeping during the day at night, I toss it does not matter, the key is not toss your mother! You know, the skin is good or bad decision to sleep, when your mother to toss the yellowish skin, dark circles, are out, I am not a flat you! Father because she had to find money to buy your cosmetics! That stuff is not cheap!



4,5 years old, waiting for you, it is estimated you will have a sister, beautiful sister, as long as your mother! As for your looks, because like me, so I do not like you care about. But then you have to eat the strong point I have to give a long high, so in order to protect your sister! I allow you to bully someone else's sister, but I do not allow others to bully your sister! So you better fight to become king! Like your father was young, as the hot topic all alley invincible hand! Will you go back to your grandmother used to live in that little alley, you can be proud of and a large tiger, the second cub, who's son, said: grandson, that is, could be so proud of your son and his children said. Of course, I encourage you not to fight, but this kind of thing like protecting your sister, the fight is a must! Because your sister is another Xiaowa bullied, so I can not play the right, so the task fell revenge your body up!



so your 6,7 years old, it should be in elementary school. Should learn, but not required. Learn to do the talent is a must. You can make friends, or even fall in love, I do not normally experience with you! But we can not pull the little girl's braids others, can not take advantage of the class when the little girl kick ass front, more sugar to whom who can not play! ! I have done that thing your father, personal experience tells me that will grow up to be laughed at!



13-year-old junior high school when you should, and should be a field full of air age, hey, can you tell me what you Shashi Hou out, I'm so Can you calculate time for the once took me to go read the batch of teacher retirement, if they have not retired, too, you wronged spot. Sure sign you sent to them by my class. Their violence with violence, but a master, sent to you, I will worry more.



16 years old, you are your high school age, to say I understand, as few want to suffer, you'd better point in junior high school to learn, you have to give high school I learn in the future the university entrance exam. Perhaps these three years you will be despised my education, but the people I despise so much, you little bastard think you are! I not afraid of you, one day you will know that I am to Hello! Think about it, you long so ugly, so long as the highly educated people into university if you people will laugh at you, they'll say Because you are my son, so I definitely do not allow others to laugh at you! You look at those with high academic qualifications, is not all of a long ugly!



university, I will not interfere with any of your things, on condition that you can successfully get a diploma. Talk about a girlfriend, I brought back to see if the nose is not crooked eyes are not inclined, able-bodied I will not oppose it. But you have to bring me a Those State law expressly provides that brain damage is not married, so you brought is vaginal discharge.



so you are married, go away far point as early as possible, with a wife and children all day long are not allowed to rub rub eat and drink, so I'm sick , your mother tired, costly self-serving thing I do not quit! Of course, I always come back to see your mother and still some need, but I do not forget to bring something! Clothes do not, the RMB is not rare, get a few good bottles of wine can be a smoke. I will expel the bad with people, if it does not take, I will withhold your wife and your son as a hostage, your own choice!



Well, I can not tell you wordy, and the bed! Some places I did not say to retain a say. Rest assured you are not satisfied, the other is I see it, do not jump on the bandwagon, I engage with the uprising. I will give you in the bud suppressed it! Less for so many years I did not learn from you Lord that way suppression of the uprising! Do not forget, ginger or the old lady! Moreover, I was your father.


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